Sally Fields - raunchy?

I was perusing the current AARP magazine whose cover is Sally Fields. To my surprise, my dad says "she's made some raunchy movies!".

Sez I "are you talking about Sally Fields?"

Sez he: "yes"

Laughing, I said: "are you kidding??

Sez he: "No. She was in those movies with Burt Reynolds".

(By this time I'm outright laughing.)

Sez I: "Raunchy? Raunchy? - When was the last time you watched a movie? Have you seen the soap operas on daytime TV lately??"

Sez he: "No"

Sez I: "Sally Fields never showed a butt or boob in any of her movies. She's a real life Gidget!! Watch current TV shows if you want to see raunchy!"

(I thought this was cute and wanted to share with you!)

"Big Smoke" Las Vegas weekend

The "Big Smoke" convention promises the cigar aficionado a weekend of seminars, cigars, liquor and food. I think if HB decides to go he will probably want to take Nelle with him. I think he should also take me - there are very good reasons I say this.

One, he can go to all the seminars and won't have to worry about Nelle whining because she is stuck in a smoky, really smelly room with a bunch of guys discussing the differences in taste in a really smelly cigar.

Two, we'd show up at all the important times, like the buffet lunch on Saturday and the Charlie Palmer breakfast on Sunday. Then he'd be free to attend the "roll your own" seminar and we'd be back for the all important Brandy Bunch Sunday afternoon.

After all, it's going to take two of us to get you stuffed into your airplane seat after you turn green from all those really smelly cigars. And, we'd hold the airbag for you, too!