It's the stork

All this talk about the way life began is making me crazy

....and the arguments are:

Creationism or creation theology is the belief that humans, life, the Earth, and the universe were created by a supreme being or deity's supernatural intervention.

Evolution is the process by which populations of organisms acquire and pass on novel traits from generation to generation.

Intelligent Design (ID) is the concept that "certain features of the universe and of living things are best explained by an intelligent cause, not an undirected process such as natural selection."[

Natural Selection is the metaphor Charles Darwin used in 1859 to name the process he postulated to drive the adaptation of organisms to their environments and the origin of new species.

However, my mama told me that the stork brought babies so therefore they are responsible. Or were they found under the cabbage leaf? Or was it a gift someone left on the doorstep? I'm so confused.