Friday, April 21, 2006

Benefits of Aging

As you know I have the Widows Club visiting for the next 10 days. While they are here, I am getting lessons in the benefits of aging and I will share them with you.

1. Even though you have known someone for 70 years, your memory is not quite what it used to be and you can still discuss why you named your 57-year-old son what you did and your friend will think it is interesting.

2. Your hearing is not what it used to be so if you talk over each other all the time you don't care. It just drives everyone listening to you nuts.

3. Bowel movements are IMPORTANT and an appropriate breakfast topic.

4. Your deceased hubby(ies) was the greatest man on earth.

Stay tuned.