Thursday, February 23, 2006

Three Old Women

Have you ever tried to get three women over the age of 75 together at the same time and at the same place and all by telephone? If you haven't, stop right there and let someone else do it.

The most popular excuses of why that particular day doesn't work:

1. I have a doctor's appointment.

2. I have to feed the cats.

3. I have to go to church.

4. I can't because the city is paving my street and I can't get out!

5. I have a hair appointment.

6. I don't want to leave my comfort zone.

7. I'd love to but... I have constipation or I have the runs.

9. I have to fluff my shower cap.

10. I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.

3 comments:

JeansKid said...

Is this anyone I know by any chance Sis ? :-))

NeeNee said...

Of course, you're related to most of them, lol.

JeansKid said...

So....there is no hope for me or you for that matter. We're in big trouble !