New species of flowers

I have discovered new species of flowers. Not just your old run-of-the-mill flowers that you plant, but brand spanking new ones.

If you try to grow grass you know what I am talking about. These new flowers grow faster than the grass and can displace the grass in a month.

I've decided to just let the whole damn yard get covered in dandelions, and those little pretty pink flower weeds. This way we'll be ecologically correct. Not herbacides, weedacides, fertilizer and other harmful products. Full steam ahead, mother nature.

Of course, by the end of the month I won't be able to breathe for all the allergents in the air.