Did you hear that?

CD had to work late the other night and I was sleeping when he got home. When I went to turn the coffeepot on, I found this note:

"I got in at 12:30 - do not have to work tomorrow. You and Joe Beegle were sleeping much too comfortably in my bed. I'm upstairs."

Translation: I got in late, don't wake me up. How come I have to go sleep upstairs? Why isn't Joe Beegle on the floor in his own bed?

Response: I do not sleep well alone. I even sleep on the couch at my daughter's house even though there is a perfectly good bed in the spare room. I sleep way too soundly, I would never hear anyone breaking in. So, if you are gone, Joe Beegle is more than welcome. After all, who did you have to wake up because of an earthquake. And by the way, why do you always says "did you hear that"? No, I didn't. You go check, I'll dial 911.