NYDJ "Tummy Tuck"

I read the ad very carefully and it said: Not your daughters jeans - or NYDJ "Tummy Tuck". The benefits of buying this $100+ pair of jeans are:

-Flatten your tummy
-Make you look slimmer
-Contour your hips
-Lift and shape
-Let you wear one size smaller
-Help you feel younger
-Are made in the USA

Okay, sounds good. Only problem that I see is that all the models are twiggy thin so of course they look great in a pair of jeans. How am I supposed to believe that anything they say about the NYDJeans is correct? My thoughts on the benefits:

-Flatten your tummy (anything that does this and is not spelled g-i-r-d-l-e or
e-x-e-r-c-i-s-e is marvelous)

-Makes you look slimmer (see above)

-Contour your hips (again, see above)

-Let you wear one size smaller (only time this has happened with me is when the article of clothing is mislabeled.)

-Helps you feel younger (A dye job, and a facelift would help too)

-Made in the USA (I don't know where but I do know they get their denim from China and Hong Kong. I'm not sure where they get the 4% lycra stretch material)

If you have been out and about and tried on a pair of NYDJ, let me know how young you feel.