My time to quit, NOT

I hate this commercial.

Listen up, the announcer says:

I have a cigarette when I get up - let's say 6am
I have a cigarette on my way to work - let's say 8am
I have a cigarette on my break - let's say 10am
I have a cigarette after lunch - ok, let's say 12

Any one reading this have a clue of what really pisses me off?

No?? Ok, let's compare:

I have a cigarette when I get up - let's say 6am; 6:30; 7:00; 7:30 and in-between
I have a cigarette (or two or three) on my way to work
I have a cigarette (two if I have time) on my break
I have a cigarette (or two or three) after lunch and shop by the Quickie Express to buy another pack.

Now, this woman says she is a smoker. What do you think?